… Please Don't.

Disclaimer

This site is in no way affiliated with Marco Arment or 5by5 Studios. This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe it. I'm a huge fan of both Instapaper and Build & Analyze, this is all in good humor. If someone feels otherwise let me know, and depending on how important you are I will definitely consider whether nor not I care about how this makes you feel.

Who is Marco Arment?

The better question may be, "Why are you here if you don't know that?" Marco Arment is the creator of Instapaper and one of the original founders-slash-former-developer at Tumblr. He is the host of the weekly Build & Analyze podcast, where it is known that he must frequently remind the jackals that they shouldn't email him.

What is this website?

This website is here to monitor whether or not you should email Marco about anything he has said on B&A. The back-end of the site is a node.js app that monitors the 5by5 cha— who am I kidding. This site is a whack of HTML and CSS that never changes, based on the assumption that Marco will always ask that you please don't email him about some inane split hair detail.

And who the hell are you, his bodyguard?

I am Doug Stephen, and I am just a guy who got bored while catching up on his backlog of B&A episodes on a sick day. If you have beef you can bother me at any one of the 17 million social services available on the tubes these days. Shit, I even have a Diaspora account. Just go look at my site. And don't try to Facebook me. You can also pester me via good old-fashioned email.

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